its almost midnight you know what that means..
That it’s almost midnight
Any Christian who isn’t a complete nonce employs this attitude and it’s great.
"to go go the bathroom"
I love these shows, but by God they have a lot of problems.
"So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality"
I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and
Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?
This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.
"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."
"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."
"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."
"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."
"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."
"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”
"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."
"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."
"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."
I CANT BREATHE
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
mythology is literally the most interesting shit ever if you dont agree get outta my face