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straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

hanukkahlewinsky:

turning on private browsing like

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magic-murder-bag:

disruptedoriginal:

This motherfucker was walking around Comic-Con in a hyper-realistic Walter White/Bryan Cranston mask

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guess who was underneath this Bryan Cranston mask

fucking Bryan Cranston.

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Aaron Paul’s face is like a million different cries for help all molded into one expression

quibbs:

bigasseyesfullawonder:

quibbs:

getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion

6:00 am isn’t a place at all

thats because it is an emotion



regalrebellion:

apeturemurder:

thepivotsxxd:

I wasn’t ready for that.

I don’t think anyone was ready for that.

Dream show 

postmodernismruinedme:

shitgordonramsaysays:

middle1:

Chef Ramsay tracks down every idiot who’s ever made a woman-belong-in- the-kitchen “joke” and forces them to explain why it’s funny while he’s shouting at them

I have a deep need for this.

The thing is, he would probably do this.

hoodiefootie:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

ashton-hugs:

itsadamnponyshirt:

5sosissauce:

hotdamn5sos:

this is so much funnier once you know what a pen license is

Pen License: the ‘graduation’ from pencil to pen teachers will decide if your writing is neat enough and punctual enough to be able to use a pen.

fucking australians what the hell

I thought it was just a joke so I looked it up and its true!

Bitch I was the first in my class to get my pen licence, and my calligraphy licence. 

do other countries not have this? I still remember the day I got mine

is it an actual license what

hoodiefootie:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

ashton-hugs:

itsadamnponyshirt:

5sosissauce:

hotdamn5sos:

this is so much funnier once you know what a pen license is

Pen License: the ‘graduation’ from pencil to pen teachers will decide if your writing is neat enough and punctual enough to be able to use a pen.

fucking australians what the hell

I thought it was just a joke so I looked it up and its true!

Bitch I was the first in my class to get my pen licence, and my calligraphy licence. 

do other countries not have this? I still remember the day I got mine

is it an actual license what

roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered





Now we wait


MAN DOWN MAN DOWN


This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters

So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”

I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered

Now we wait

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

curseboxes:

yes hello 911 my emergency is bugs

tinalikesbutts:

OH NO
WHATEVER SHALL I DO

tinalikesbutts:

OH NO

WHATEVER SHALL I DO