that sentence was wild from start to finish
PRO: Get to puncture child with needle
CON: You have to go to a place
text posts on tumblr about things happening in school be like
if you’re ever feeling sad, just remember that according to the infinite multiverse theory, there is a universe out there in which you are a member of starfleet and have probably saved the world at least once
Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race
are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals
My favorite thing in the world is Dean passive aggressively chewing food at people.
He’s like a GOAT.
when I publish my novel I want you all to swear to me that you’re going to write uncomfortably erotic fic about characters I didn’t intend to have sexual tension
swear to me
"I’m sorry I couldn’t find an image of a star collapsing, so that’s Jennifer Lawrence." [x]
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF AD IS THIS
A REALLY EFFECTIVE ONE SAVE THE FROGSSAVE THE GODDAMN FROGS
SAVE ALL THE FUCKING FROGS DAMMIT!
how much money do they pay the models in stock photos
IS THAT SALAMI