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kikofficial:

that sentence was wild from start to finish

kikofficial:

that sentence was wild from start to finish

theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle
CON: You have to go to a place

theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle

CON: You have to go to a place

hashtagugly:

text posts on tumblr about things happening in school be like

mccoymedical:

ep0nine:

if you’re ever feeling sad, just remember that according to the infinite multiverse theory, there is a universe out there in which you are a member of starfleet and have probably saved the world at least once

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frantzfandom:

awisemanoncesaidnothing:

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

frantzfandom:

awisemanoncesaidnothing:

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

chosenofashurha:

artsyunderstudy:

artsyunderstudy:

My favorite thing in the world is Dean passive aggressively chewing food at people.

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He’s like a GOAT.

xekstrin:

when I publish my novel I want you all to swear to me that you’re going to write uncomfortably erotic fic about characters I didn’t intend to have sexual tension 

swear it

swear to me

cassbones:

if-it-fits-it-ships:

"I’m sorry I couldn’t find an image of a star collapsing, so that’s Jennifer Lawrence." [x]

OMG ELLEN

tastefullyoffensive:

Stay classy, Seattle. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Stay classy, Seattle. [x]

castielcampbell:

koli-chan:

bashdoard:

wetookthe405:

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF AD IS THIS

A REALLY EFFECTIVE ONE SAVE THE FROGS

SAVE THE GODDAMN FROGS

SAVE ALL THE FUCKING FROGS DAMMIT!

castielcampbell:

koli-chan:

bashdoard:

wetookthe405:

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF AD IS THIS

A REALLY EFFECTIVE ONE SAVE THE FROGS

SAVE THE GODDAMN FROGS

SAVE ALL THE FUCKING FROGS DAMMIT!

spoo-kyou:

how much money do they pay the models in stock photos

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like

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seriously

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wHAT

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IS

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THIS

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I DON’T

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UNDERSTAND

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WHAT

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IS THAT SALAMI